"Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret."
Buy this napkin for your friend who... well... is this person:
"THIS THIS THIS - LISTEN - LISTEN, MICHELLE. KAREN OVER THERE IS THE WORST. *Points at Karen* - Looks at Karen - YES, KAREN, YOU ARE THE WORST."
Box of 20 napkins.
Size: 5 x 5 in.
Printing: Gold foil.
Color: Dark Blue.
